if this gets above 500 notes i’ll use a horse_ebooks tweet as my senior quote
I’m so proud to be your grandsire, Miss Kalla Scorchrazor
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my friend just texted me “figured out how to wear my coat as a skirt and leggings!” with this picture o h my god
she calls it a skoat im cr ying
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- Jay: ok
- Jay: yo i just closed my eyes and leaned back and im pretty sure i traveled in time
My mother texted me saying dinner was on the stove. She never cooks so it was a nice suprise.When I got home after work I saw a pot on the stove,thinking it was pasta I quickly opened it. Inside there was a Mcdonalds bags… I knew it was too good to be true, atleast I got some nuggets.
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Most excellent!
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Be my friend. I’m not that cool, but I’ll let you play my N64 if you hang out with me.
2 hours ago on May 24, 2013 at 08:52pm
exactly
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